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Old Course: The Best One-Liners

A wildly unscientific ranking of stellar (and cranky) St Andrews observations.

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Geoff Shackelford
Jul 05, 2022
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This started out as an exercise in compiling the best things ever said about the Old Course at St Andrews. But while sifting through the many books devoted to this remarkable place, I soon realized it’s the only one in golf supported by a treasure trove of one-liners.

After many meetings and intense Slack debates, The Quadrilateral team decided to pare this down to one-sentence quotes of note. Why 33? Merely the final number where my delete key stopped working. The one-line prerequisite meant cutting out all sorts of epic observations, but if you follow my Twitter account devoted to the daily quote, they’re all there or going up in the next two weeks.

Yes, I’m aware that a few of these are long sentences more than one-liners. They made it past the committee because they’re just too good to pass up.

A final note: the comments section here is available to nominate missed entries or debating the selections. I’m also cognizant of how few are by modern figures (I tried!). These are broken up with a few of my images from the digital era, which, I realize, makes no sense given that most of these were uttered long ago. But that’s more of a statement about the education system and copyright laws. I hope you enjoy this. Onward to The 150th we go!


No. 33

Every opportunity is provided on the Old Course for bringing out the essentials of great golf. H.N. WETHERED and TOM SIMPSON


No. 32

The Old Course at St Andrews rarely appeals at first sight, and it not infrequently takes years before scoffers succumb to its many virtues.
ALISTER MACKENZIE

No. 31

Where else in the world do we find a course to which all great players journey and where all ages and abilities meet and praise with equal fervor?
ROBERT HUNTER

No. 30

After my third or fourth round I was an eloquent admirer of the Old Course. GENE SARAZEN

No. 29

Nature was its only architect; its design owed little to the hand of man and has stood the test of centuries, apart from occasional alterations as equipment became more powerful and sophisticated.
PAT WARD-THOMAS

No. 28

There is always a way at St Andrews, although it is not always the obvious way, and in trying to find it, there is more to be learned on this British course than in playing a hundred ordinary American golf courses.
BOBBY JONES

No. 27

Until you played it, St Andrews look like the sort of real estate you couldn’t give away. SAM SNEAD 



No. 26

One must take time to know the Old Course in all its moods.
ROBERT HUNTER

No. 25

If there is one part of the game not right, no matter how you try your hardest to protect it, the Old Course will find it. PETER THOMSON

Peter Thomson in 2015

No. 24

The golfer who does not take himself a caddie at St Andrews denies himself the wine of the country.  HERBERT WARREN WIND

No. 23

The Old Course needs a dry clean and press. ED FURGOL

No. 22

You must use something beside shots and clubs, playing St Andrews.
BOBBY JONES


No. 21

St Andrews yields nothing to power unless it be used with wisdom.
ROBERT HUNTER

No. 20

I doubt if even in a hundred years’ time a course will be made which has such interesting strategic problems and which creates such enduring and increasing pleasurable excitement and varied shots. ALISTER MACKENZIE


No. 19

St Andrews is difficult, not because bunkers are placed to catch inaccurate shots, but because the result of a misadventure is to make the next shot infinitely more difficult than it would otherwise have been.
H.N. WETHERED and TOM SIMPSON

No. 18

The Auld Lady can be as tantalizing as a beautiful woman, whose smile at once is a temptation and a snare, concealing heartbreak and frustration for some, joy and fulfillment for others, but possession only for the very fortunate few.
PAT WARD-THOMAS

No. 17

The reason the Road hole at St Andrews is the most difficult par 4 in the world is that it was designed as a par 5. BEN CRENSHAW

No. 16

As the traveler approaches St Andrews everything indicates that golf is the business of the place. ANON.

No. 15

There is nothing to do in St Andrews but play golf and bathe.
C.B. MACDONALD

No. 14

To most, the very name St Andrews calls to mind not a saint nor a city, nor a castle nor a University, but a beautiful stretch of green links with a little burn, which traps golf balls, and bunkers artfully planted to try the golfer’s soul. HORACE HUTCHINSON

No. 13

It is a course which caters to a higher standard of golf than any one has attained today, and yet it is extremely pleasurable to the old gentleman who cannot drive a ball any further than a lusty youth could kick one. ALISTER MACKENZIE


No. 12

Every golf course in the world owes something to the Old Course for, either by accident or design, it embodies every feature and architectural trick.
PETER DOBEREINER


No. 11

There is nothing new to say about St Andrews, just as there is nothing new to say about Shakespeare. PATRIC DICKINSON

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